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whitedenimjacket:

i-do-augustus-i-do:

thelogicalartist:

bangthebassistfrommcr:

  • the chubby lead singer that lost weight
  • the short, energetic one
  • the quiet one
  • the one with the hair that everyone forgets

the question is…am i talking about mcr or fob?

FoB because you’re using the present tense

NO YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT 

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

  • TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
  • YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
  • NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
krabwatch: finally an option that fits me

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

luphphy:

caraknightley:

i hate when people touch me and then when i tell them not to touch me they get rude

or even worse when they think you’re joking and keep touching you for fun

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

If I cared about what you do on the weekend, I’d stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.

Enjolras to Marius, Book II (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

kennedyclintonkat:

isaisanisa:

johnlock-in-kneesocks:

isaisanisa:

jaymeecutup:

gallifresh:

isaisanisa:

I didn’t have a French flag

You get the concept though

I AM CRYING JESUS CIHRST

is that the impala?

Technically it’s our coffee table

IM SO CONFUSED THOUGH
LIKE YOU’VE GOT THE RED COAT
BUT ALSO A WINE BOTTLE
WHO
ARE
YOU???

I AM LES MIS!

plus it’s a bottle of Irish Whiskey
I really don’t know why you people keep reblogging this shit

is that an angel-banishing sigil

deke-it-like-datsyuk:

this is the best thing ever

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

imagei have just been informed on this

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

(Source: venomoth-balls)

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potato-tots:

Annabel Lee - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

lampsarepeopletoo:

the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything

apostates:

~*~fuck your lockpick skills~*~

tardis-in-purgatory:

i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”